The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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