She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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