I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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