um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
God I need to hump something, right now.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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