So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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