Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
