Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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