so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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