I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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