Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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