i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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