do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
im holly from the hills drunk
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize