I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
how drunk are you?
Several
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