I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's rum buckets o'clock
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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