Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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