nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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