My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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