Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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