Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize