but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
