when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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