I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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