I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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