But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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