Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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