Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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