how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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