Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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