I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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