How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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