She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The air taste purple.
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