Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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