I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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