I must be too annoying 4 u.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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