After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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