It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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