Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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