You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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