sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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