she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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