awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting