Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize