My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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