So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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