Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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