this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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