The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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