He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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