is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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