so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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