i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
please don't ironically join a cult
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