this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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