Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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