somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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