i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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