Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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