So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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