he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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